pertoleum: remember how I had a super awesome schedule with courses I liked and days off, well yeah that’s gone and I can’t even get in half the courses I need because they’re full
bbones: “dont give paperclips to a baby, they could swallow them.” “its okay i have tons of them.”
love is the only reason for which we are willing to die. love is the only reason...
why do nerdy chicks always have huge racks?
it’s like puberty can sense the added awkwardness and decidesto do you one better.
Tux Life: Recalling Our Glamorous Past →
Wife: Todd Louiso and I were tight. I mean, he was married and all but he still loved me. Me: I almost bummed a smoke from Philip Seymour Hoffman except I had just quit smoking and didn’t want to ruin it. Wife: I bummed a cigarette from Philip Seymour Hoffman and smoked it and I also bummed a… cigarettes, will there ever be a healthy alternative to being cool?
does the baby sleep through the night?– my baby kitten, thats the baby
haaaa but hey, what else is new?
The Art of Blogging...: 3am and beyond contains... →
greatest ideas over analyzed love problems stressed out break downs to do list motivation “What am i doing with my life?” failed relationship reflections “I’m wasting my life” map outs of where i’m going to travel googling places to move to freak outs pillow yelling “i’m so worthless…