Do you like fast food?
im actually craving mcdonalds fries rite nao Ask me?
youdsay: my dad just walked into my room and said “there’s a dog that says ‘I love you’” and then left turns out fox news is doing a whole segment about the dog that says “I love you” this isn’t a fox news joke it’s just that I thought everybody who’s ever seen an episode of america’s funniest home videos knows that dog barks can sound like words Kristyyyy
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of...– Charles Bukowski (via cameltoesandnipslips)